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Little Johnny Joke 1

Post by ritesh on Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:12 pm

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off."

"The correct answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?

Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!"

lol!

p.s. Si mo ban joke tro sale...fer kner, mo pu met seki pli propre lol 2
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Post by Nash-1 on Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:16 pm

lol! bane piti zordi zour la Razz
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Post by slasher on Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:41 pm

lol 2 I like his way of thinking Devil
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Post by Yan on Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:09 pm

lol!
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