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Post by morinn on Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:46 am

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didnt believe in capital punishment and didnt want her personal feelings prevent justice from running its proper course. But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness, and tried to convince her that she should serve on the jury.

Madam, he explained, This is not a murder trial! Its a simple civil lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the $21,000 he had promised to use to remodel the kitchen for her birthday.

Well, okay, agreed Mrs. Hunter. I'll serve. I suppose I could be wrong about capital punishment after all!

hihii! just the mention of kitchen remodeling ine fr li change d'avis!

lol!

source: http://oldnewjokes.com/capital-punishment/


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Post by Jevin on Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:13 pm

That's what makes the ladies' charms. bom
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Post by carrotmadman6 on Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:45 am

ROFL
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Post by Diya on Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:59 pm

in that case i would have voted for capital punishment too lol 2 no matter if it does not apply to the situation
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